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Originally, I posted this on @ordinarybeezy’s tumblr because her dumb ass was logged in on my computer. At any rate, this is what I have to say.

Politicians in Alabama are IDIOTS.

Alabaster deputy police chief Curtis Rigney: ““We’ve gone for years without a homicide, and now we have these. I guess we were due.” (http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/09/alabaster_man_shot_killed_no_o.html)

Chelsea mayor Earl Niven: “We’re proud to have y’all in Chelsea,” Niven said. “I think I was in the fifth grade before I learned my ABCs.” (http://www.shelbycountyreporter.com/2011/09/12/chelsea-welcomes-alphabet-academy/)

THAT’S JUST WITHIN THE PAST WEEK.

Mondays suck, but at least Rebecca Black didn’t write a song about it.

Uhh… missed one

Uhh… missed one

First off, I don’t know what kind of quote this is or where it came from, but it far from sends shivers down my spine. What road was there centuries ago? If it was there centuries ago, when was your home built? The one that the centuries-old road leads to? Furthermore, even if this was the best quote in the history of the world, how can you expect people to use this image for anything? Who still uses u instead of you? Who misspells “centuries” - come on now. MOVING? Jesus Christ. For reference, best quote in the world: “Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” — Gaga.

First off, I don’t know what kind of quote this is or where it came from, but it far from sends shivers down my spine. What road was there centuries ago? If it was there centuries ago, when was your home built? The one that the centuries-old road leads to?

Furthermore, even if this was the best quote in the history of the world, how can you expect people to use this image for anything? Who still uses u instead of you? Who misspells “centuries” - come on now. MOVING? Jesus Christ.

For reference, best quote in the world: “Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” — Gaga.

If you won an ipad via an internet contest and you had to drive 2 hours to pick it up, would you take an afternoon off work and go pick it up?

cleversomethings:

or would you be ungrateful and call the TV station giving away said ipad and complain about how ridiculous it is that the ipad cannot be shipped to you?

Motherfucker you live in Tuscaloosa, it’s not like you have to drive from Michigan. IT’S A FREE GODDAMN IPAD. get a fucking grip, take an afternoon off work and COME GET IT! That’s it!

side note: The reason we cannot ship the ipad is because every prize that is given away has to be signed for. Legal reason’s, ya know?